At Vern’s Table, my mission is to make the healing benefits of massage and bodywork accessible to everyone. As a private practice with minimal overhead, I’m able to offer high-quality treatments at an affordable rate. By keeping my business small and efficient, I can pass the savings directly on to you—so you can receive the care you deserve without the high price tag. Whether you're seeking relief from muscle tension, stress, or just looking to unwind, each session is tailored to meet your specific needs. I believe that everyone should have access to the therapeutic power of touch, and I’m committed to providing a welcoming environment where you can relax, rejuvenate, and heal.
Smooth, gentle movements designed to relieve muscle tension and encourage deep relaxation
A perfect hour of relaxation, this session is designed to release tension and ease muscle tightness with gentle, flowing strokes. Ideal for stress relief and a full-body refresh.
With 90 minutes of tailored attention, this session reaches deeper into areas of tightness, enhancing relaxation and circulation for a rejuvenating experience. Perfect for unwinding and recharging.
An immersive 120-minute journey that allows for detailed focus on muscle tension and stress points. This extended session maximizes relaxation, promotes lasting relief, and restores a sense of balance.
Because you deserve a little extra pampering
A technique designed to target the deeper layers of muscle and connective tissue. Using firm pressure and slow strokes, this therapeutic approach effectively relieves tension and breakdown of adhesions or knots.
Add the warmth of heated stones to any massage. This unique treatment helps to unwind tense muscles, improve circulation, and alleviate chronic pain, particularly in the back, neck, and shoulders.
Add cupping to any massage. This unique treatment helps to unwind tense muscles, improve circulation.
Add acupressure to any massage. This unique treatment helps to balance energy flow, alleviate tension, and promote natural healing.
Adding Thai massage to any session— a blend of traditional Thai techniques adapted to the massage table—promotes deeper relaxation and flexibility. The dynamic stretches and rhythmic pressure relieve tension, improve circulation, and restore energy flow, leaving you revitalized and balanced.
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Encourage the natural movement of lymph fluids
During this 90-minute session, I take a more comprehensive approach to encourage deeper detoxification. The extended time allows for a thorough stimulation of your lymphatic system, helping reduce inflammation, improve immune function, and relieve fluid buildup. Perfect if you’re looking for a more in-depth, restorative experience. For Lymphatic Drainage Massage, no additional services or add-ons are necessary, as this specialized technique is designed to deli
In this 60-minute session, I use gentle, rhythmic strokes to stimulate your lymphatic system, helping your body detox naturally. This treatment can reduce swelling, improve circulation, and support your immune system. It's an ideal choice if you want to relieve fluid retention or promote overall wellness in a shorter, focused session. For Lymphatic Drainage Massage, no additional services or add-ons are necessary, as this specialized technique is designed to d
Open up the energy lines and find a bit more space (fully clothed session)
In this one-hour session, experience a focused introduction to the benefits of Traditional Thai Massage. Fully clothed, you’ll enjoy rhythmic compressions, acupressure, and targeted stretching designed to release tension and improve flexibility. This shorter session provides a revitalizing reset for the body, perfect for those seeking a quick yet deeply restorative experience.
A 90-minute Traditional Thai Massage offers more time to dive deeper into stretching, acupressure, and passive yoga-like movements. While remaining fully clothed, your body will be guided through various therapeutic techniques that enhance flexibility, reduce muscular tension, and promote the natural flow of energy. This session is ideal for those looking for a more immersive experience with longer-lasting relaxation.
This two-hour session provides a complete and comprehensive Traditional Thai Massage experience. While fully clothed, you’ll be guided through a full-body sequence of acupressure, stretches, and rhythmic compressions that target tension, restore balance, and support physical and energetic well-being. The extended duration allows for a thorough exploration of all key muscle groups, offering profound relaxation, flexibility, and rejuvenation for both body and mind.
Hands-on stretching techniques to enhance flexibility, relieve tension, and improve mobility (fully clothed session)
Perfect for a quick reset, this 30-minute assisted stretch focuses on key muscle groups to release tension, increase flexibility, and boost circulation, leaving you feeling refreshed and ready to move more freely
Enjoy a full-body reset with this 60-minute session that targets flexibility, muscle release, and joint mobility. We’ll work through areas of tension to improve your range of motion and ease any lingering stiffness, leaving you balanced and revitalized.
Delve deeper into flexibility and alignment with a 90-minute session that provides extended, focused attention to each muscle group. Ideal for those seeking thorough tension relief, increased mobility, and a longer-lasting feeling of restoration and well-being.
Unwind, Rejuvenate, and Find Balance
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